So, the other day i was at school, and I was running. I was with all my buddies & working out. All of the sudden I hear a hiss, & I look down & there's this bird with rabies! It was foaming out of its mouth! I was like "WTF!" & took off running! I wanted to kick it but my friend wouldn't let me :[ it had red eyes too. Apparently it layed eggs in the middle of the field? So I see it every day now. It scared the be jeeeeesus out of me. I wish I could of kicked it :[ that would of been funny.
Two-Bit
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Haha ushoulda kicked it man
ReplyDeleteHaha we can name the bird Carson. Lol.
ReplyDeleteEeeewwww. Don't get too close, it might bite you!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha i love you guys
ReplyDeletei woulda shot it XD
ReplyDeleteI would have passed out. Then it probably would've biten me and I would get rabies. :(
ReplyDeleteJohnny Would Of Screamed Like A Girl He's Scared Of Birds And Bunnies!!! What A Weirdo! :P
ReplyDeleteIf you had kicked it that would have been really mean and I would have been pissed. ;) An animal is an animal no matter if they got rabies or not and yeah I'm going to stop annoying you all with this bunch of psycobabble now.
ReplyDeletewow.........my friends r one of a kind
ReplyDeletehey bitty!
ReplyDeletedont kick birds, you simply drop bombs on their mests full of eggs
mests? you mean nests there bud. :3
ReplyDeleteas Kit would say. You've just had a preggo moment.