AHH RABIES!

So, the other day i was at school, and I was running. I was with all my buddies & working out. All of the sudden I hear a hiss, & I look down & there's this bird with rabies! It was foaming out of its mouth! I was like "WTF!" & took off running! I wanted to kick it but my friend wouldn't let me :[ it had red eyes too. Apparently it layed eggs in the middle of the field? So I see it every day now. It scared the be jeeeeesus out of me. I wish I could of kicked it :[ that would of been funny.
Two-Bit

Carson & Tibby's Magical Adventure

Me and Carson were on our way to a Magical Castle. There were were, chatting & having a dandy time. All of the sudden this purple dragon comes & poops on us! I was pretty pee-ohed but then I noticed the poop was sparkly! I was shocked. Then Carson drug me to a candy fountain. There we washed it off. Suddenly, I started flying! Then Carson was like "Bitch I want to fly!" So she punched me & broke one of my ribs. She had super strength! "Ohemgee Car, it was the Pewp!" "No fucking way! This is weird! I feel like a man ._. " & we continued freaking out. The Magical Purple Dragon comes back and goes towards Soda's house. "oh no, we must see what is going to happen!" Car Croaked. So we flew to Soda's house. There I saw The dragon eating all of the chocolate cake. "NO! NOT THE CAKE!" Soda fell on the ground crying. Kitty was petting the dragon, & then saw me & came running. I showed her that i could FLY :D. Then the dragon ate her! I was like "No! Not my Kitty!" & Car was like "Oh shit. FML. I wish it would of ate Dallas instead." So I started punching the dragon. It laughed at me D: Then it pooped on Soda & flew away. "WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THE POOP SPARKLING!" Sofa yelled. Carson said, "Uhm, Check your hoo-hoo," & right then & there, soda was not so petite anymore. He had a giant pee-pee! "YES! I AM FINALLY BIG!" "Too big... you could kill someone with that." I said. So I gave sofa a cape & mask & he was Not-So Petite Boy. "What are we gonna do? It ate Kitty!" Carson asked. Sofa said "I want my cake back!". "Well, we only have one choice. We must go find it & kill it." I said. So we went & checked Steve's house. There was no sign of the Dragon. A Light Bulb struck. "I have an idea!" Car said. "Let's get more cake! The dragon will come & eat it!" Soda decided to leave us because he was too depressed about his cake, & wanted to show katie his new hoo-hoo. So Me And Car were left to save the day alone. We started hiking up the mountain, but i got tired, so Car carried me with her manliness strength. We got to the top of the mountain and BAM there was the dragon! Kitty was out of his tummy & in a cage! So me and Car sat down and looked at each other. "well?" i cocked an eyebrow. Car was like "You're supposed to come up with the plan D: " So was like, "Stay here." I got up and Ran & screamed "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!" And the dragon LAUGHED at me. D: so i ran back. "Idiot! xD" "well that's all i got!" I said. So Carson got up, Pulled the dragon's head off, opened the cage, got Kitty out, And they walked up to me. I sat there with my mouth open. "i thought you said you didn't have a plan!" I said. "Well, I just wanted to see you act like an idiot." "Of course.." I said. Kitty kissed me & said, "You know...this would be the part where I go 'My hero!' But you didn't save me, Car did." "Hell yeah!" Carson yelled, then high fived me, softly so she wouldn't break my hand. "Let's go!" Kitty tugged on my hand. So i put her on my back & we flew while carson managed to keep up. We went Back to Soda's house & found him crying. "What's wrong?" we all asked. "MY HOO HOO IS PETITE AGAIN!" he said. "Well, that's odd.." Carson said. "Then that means we shouldn't have our powers anymore.." i thought. I tried to fly, but i failed. "hey Car, try punching a wall." "okay! -punch- MOTHER FUCKING HELL YOU BITCH SHIT YOU ASSS FUCKER CUNT LICKING PENIS SUCKING JERK. I mean, ow...Pardon my french, but that HURT!" "Well, I guess we lost our powers. Oh well. " So we all had a mini-party because Carson & I saved the day! This is a true story! :D
-Tibby

Fuck

Everything is fucked up. And It's all Jamie's fault. I mean I'm pretty pissed. Last night only Car was on my side. I guess that's why we're best friend cause she'd never betray me. Anyways, Me & jamie were fighting and Kit got involved and now I'm pissed at both of them. Oh, & Jamie, it's not that i don;t care about you, I just dont care what you do anymore. I wont tell you when a boy isn't right for you & I'll watch him break your heart. I won't be there when he dumps you. I won't be there when you lose a friend or something bad happens. Why? Because you were never there for me & never appreciated me or blair. So I'm done with you. Sorry. Have fun screwing up your life.
Anyways, I was walkin down the road the other day & ran into a bunch of soc's. They stole my mickey mouse shirt. Then they pulled out a switch & threatened me. Of course I made them run off cause I had mine. But, THEY MUST PAY! I fucking hate them! I LOVED THAT SHIRT. I'm in the mood to fight since I'm all pissed at everything. Let's have a rumble! What do you guys say? How about...next weekend?