Attention. Everyone Read.

Alright, so I have given a lot of thought into this but I have decided. I'm quitting. Why, you ask? Well I have a few reasons.
1. It's taking over my life. I've been getting to sleep around 1 because of chatting or reading posts. I literally am becoming two-bit, not gonna lie. In Real life, I'm supposed to be a Christain. I'm sure not acting like one.
2. I need to set an example. At my school, I'm just some ordinary kid, just like everyone else. I'm supposed to be a light in the halls, I'm supposed to help people, not be the one that needs to be helped.
I've gone through a lot recently, & I've gotten far far away from God. I'm trying my best to get back to the old me. I'm not myself anymore. I use to be this really happy person, that helped everyone & was the shoulder to cry on. Recently I've screwed up so much I hate myself. I want to be Me again, so that's the main reason why I'm quitting. I'm so sorry, i truly am, but this time, I'm gonna think about myself for once.
For all of the fans, Once again, I apologize. If you want to replace me , then post a comment here. But let me tell you something, you have to be just like I am in the posts. Be retarded, because that's how Two-Bit is. Him & Carson are best friends, & they need to stay that way. email me at onlytheblondest@hotmail.com if you're interested in being two-bit, because I need to tell you what my plans for him are. I just dont want someone to be Two-Bit then Screw everything up. Or, if no one's gonna be two-bit, someone suggest what we should do with him. maybe make him go to jail or something idk haha.
Soda's gonna get really pissed at me for this, but oh well. I'm sure all of you will. I really have had a bunch of fun on this, too much fun. I love this book so much, & i'm gonna miss this. I will continue to read everyones posts, but as a fan. That's the best I can do. If you do wanna talk to me still, just add me on MSN. my email's somewhere in this post. I'll talk to you, but as a person, not as two-bit. But in real life I'm a lot like him in some ways. I have a sense of humor, I love making people laugh. Anyways, no one can change my mind, I promise you so please don't try.
I mainly want to apologize to Kitty. I made a whole bunch of plans with her about Kit's & Tibbs relationship, so i need to keep those plans by telling the new person what they are. But I really am sorry.
Soda, in real life we've gotten closer because of this, please don't drift away from me.
To everyone else, I love you all, I'm gonna miss you guys. most of you i've made an actual friendship with, so hopefully we can still Talk. I wish all of you luck & I hope this blog will be very successful in the future.

-Tibby

Pony the Pony

So, I have an announcement. Me & Steve bought a Pony & we named it Pony! It's fucking awesome. I love it. The end.

AHH RABIES!

So, the other day i was at school, and I was running. I was with all my buddies & working out. All of the sudden I hear a hiss, & I look down & there's this bird with rabies! It was foaming out of its mouth! I was like "WTF!" & took off running! I wanted to kick it but my friend wouldn't let me :[ it had red eyes too. Apparently it layed eggs in the middle of the field? So I see it every day now. It scared the be jeeeeesus out of me. I wish I could of kicked it :[ that would of been funny.
Two-Bit

Carson & Tibby's Magical Adventure

Me and Carson were on our way to a Magical Castle. There were were, chatting & having a dandy time. All of the sudden this purple dragon comes & poops on us! I was pretty pee-ohed but then I noticed the poop was sparkly! I was shocked. Then Carson drug me to a candy fountain. There we washed it off. Suddenly, I started flying! Then Carson was like "Bitch I want to fly!" So she punched me & broke one of my ribs. She had super strength! "Ohemgee Car, it was the Pewp!" "No fucking way! This is weird! I feel like a man ._. " & we continued freaking out. The Magical Purple Dragon comes back and goes towards Soda's house. "oh no, we must see what is going to happen!" Car Croaked. So we flew to Soda's house. There I saw The dragon eating all of the chocolate cake. "NO! NOT THE CAKE!" Soda fell on the ground crying. Kitty was petting the dragon, & then saw me & came running. I showed her that i could FLY :D. Then the dragon ate her! I was like "No! Not my Kitty!" & Car was like "Oh shit. FML. I wish it would of ate Dallas instead." So I started punching the dragon. It laughed at me D: Then it pooped on Soda & flew away. "WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THE POOP SPARKLING!" Sofa yelled. Carson said, "Uhm, Check your hoo-hoo," & right then & there, soda was not so petite anymore. He had a giant pee-pee! "YES! I AM FINALLY BIG!" "Too big... you could kill someone with that." I said. So I gave sofa a cape & mask & he was Not-So Petite Boy. "What are we gonna do? It ate Kitty!" Carson asked. Sofa said "I want my cake back!". "Well, we only have one choice. We must go find it & kill it." I said. So we went & checked Steve's house. There was no sign of the Dragon. A Light Bulb struck. "I have an idea!" Car said. "Let's get more cake! The dragon will come & eat it!" Soda decided to leave us because he was too depressed about his cake, & wanted to show katie his new hoo-hoo. So Me And Car were left to save the day alone. We started hiking up the mountain, but i got tired, so Car carried me with her manliness strength. We got to the top of the mountain and BAM there was the dragon! Kitty was out of his tummy & in a cage! So me and Car sat down and looked at each other. "well?" i cocked an eyebrow. Car was like "You're supposed to come up with the plan D: " So was like, "Stay here." I got up and Ran & screamed "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!" And the dragon LAUGHED at me. D: so i ran back. "Idiot! xD" "well that's all i got!" I said. So Carson got up, Pulled the dragon's head off, opened the cage, got Kitty out, And they walked up to me. I sat there with my mouth open. "i thought you said you didn't have a plan!" I said. "Well, I just wanted to see you act like an idiot." "Of course.." I said. Kitty kissed me & said, "You know...this would be the part where I go 'My hero!' But you didn't save me, Car did." "Hell yeah!" Carson yelled, then high fived me, softly so she wouldn't break my hand. "Let's go!" Kitty tugged on my hand. So i put her on my back & we flew while carson managed to keep up. We went Back to Soda's house & found him crying. "What's wrong?" we all asked. "MY HOO HOO IS PETITE AGAIN!" he said. "Well, that's odd.." Carson said. "Then that means we shouldn't have our powers anymore.." i thought. I tried to fly, but i failed. "hey Car, try punching a wall." "okay! -punch- MOTHER FUCKING HELL YOU BITCH SHIT YOU ASSS FUCKER CUNT LICKING PENIS SUCKING JERK. I mean, ow...Pardon my french, but that HURT!" "Well, I guess we lost our powers. Oh well. " So we all had a mini-party because Carson & I saved the day! This is a true story! :D
-Tibby

Fuck

Everything is fucked up. And It's all Jamie's fault. I mean I'm pretty pissed. Last night only Car was on my side. I guess that's why we're best friend cause she'd never betray me. Anyways, Me & jamie were fighting and Kit got involved and now I'm pissed at both of them. Oh, & Jamie, it's not that i don;t care about you, I just dont care what you do anymore. I wont tell you when a boy isn't right for you & I'll watch him break your heart. I won't be there when he dumps you. I won't be there when you lose a friend or something bad happens. Why? Because you were never there for me & never appreciated me or blair. So I'm done with you. Sorry. Have fun screwing up your life.
Anyways, I was walkin down the road the other day & ran into a bunch of soc's. They stole my mickey mouse shirt. Then they pulled out a switch & threatened me. Of course I made them run off cause I had mine. But, THEY MUST PAY! I fucking hate them! I LOVED THAT SHIRT. I'm in the mood to fight since I'm all pissed at everything. Let's have a rumble! What do you guys say? How about...next weekend?

Welcome Home!

so yall know how Carson came home with blair for her birthday? Well we had a part of course! it was fucking amazing! There was a bunch of beer and i got so drunk! Blair told me mickey mouse was in the front yard and of course i ran, hit the door and passed out! haha bunch of people hooked up including me and someone ;] and it was a blast. I got carson a diamond necklace, & she loved it :D. We played a bunch of stripper games and beer pong! i dot remember much so y'all can say what else happened?

KitKat ;]

So, I was on the chat today and I was talkin' to Evie, Jelly, Steve, Dawn, and Kitty. I had this secret, and they were trying to get it out of me. My secret was that i liked someone in the gang, and The only people who knew were Carson and Dal. Finally, they got it out of me, and She liked me Back. My new Girlfriend is KitKat Curtis. :D She is beautiful, funny, smart, and just amazing :D.
Anyways, tomorrow there's a party at my house for when Carson & Blair come and it's gonna be kick-ass! There will be a bunch of beer and shit, there's 2 bedrooms ;]. Bring food & refreshments!
Anyways, Two-Bitch is happy :D

Who would of Known

Okay, so most of you know how Elly showed up at my door begging for me back. I really like her and all, so it was pretty hard to decide. We were talking and she told me she left because she had to go "fix some things" well..you'd NEVER guess what I found out.
Elly is a fucking BISEXUAL. She left because she decided she was. i feel like a retarded camel. This sucks. I mean that's just disgusting that I was datin' her!
She wanted me back cause her gf dumped her. I told her "HELL NO GET OUTTA MY HOUSE YOU DIKE." hahaha. Yeah, so I'm hurt but who gives a fuck.
So the day before I went to jail Me, Blair, and Jamie decided to have some family quality time. So we played hide and go seek in the dark for 2 hours! It was fun :D. Blair was it first so me and jamie hid. Jamie was behind a tree and blair STILL couldn't find her! I was in this shack thing. It was pretty fuckin' sweet. I'm kinda glad we hung out cause we needed to not be pissed off at each other.
I wanna say somethin to a few people:
Kit- your a really good friend and thanks for everything :]. Your basically my younger sister and your pretty awesome.
Car- You is my best friend :D i'm glad your alive and that you didn't die haha. Love you!
Blair- Please come home. I miss you! I need you here to help me with James.

yeah so Kit inspired me to write about people.
Anyways, James you need to hook me up with someone please :D

Jail

Well Jail was boring. I met some bum named Marco Polo. Their toilets are nasty and they didn't give me any pants. Elly Took off. Life sucks,

-Two bit

Pranked&Car Ride Home

As soon as Carson woke up, she looked at me and I saw her smile at me. I was eatin' some junk food, and I offered her some, but she wouldn't talk. Seth Got all excited, and she finally said something. I was so happy! We all attacked her with hugs, but you could tell she was sick of em Haha.
We decided to go have a swimming party at the hotel. We all were havin' a blast, and everyone was happier. Jamie, Brook, and Kit left early to go take a shower. Jamie had Blair's key, Brook went in Katie's shower, and Kit went and took one in Blair&Dal's room. So I went and got all the spare keys, and the original ones. Then snuck in each room, took all their clothes & towels! I go downstairs back to the pool, and about 30minutes later I heard girls screaming "TWO-BIT!". Here comes Kit first wrapped up in a shower Curtain, then Brook with a Pillow, and then Jamie had one of those gidian bibles they give you for free in every room. Johnny's face lit up as soon as he saw Kit, and Pony started drooling when he saw Brook. Blair glared at me, but then joined in on the laughter. It was funny to everyone 'cept Jamie, Brook, and Kit. Jamie Slapped me real hard, but it was sooo worth it. Told ya I'd get you back sis!
Later, we went and headed home. Jamie, Brook, and Kit were siitting with Blair complaining about how horrible I am haha, while Johnny and Pony were talkin' about how their lives were complete. haha. The car ride was so long, but it was hilarious. Johnny and Pony were playin' patty cake. I think those freakes were on somethin'. Soda and Katy were all makin' out the whole time so I started poking him and he punched me. Dal fell asleep so we wrote on his face with sharpie. He's definatly gonna be pissed off. We stopped at a few gas stations, and of course I caused some trouble. I stole a bunch of willy wonka bars and annoyed the shit out of everyone singing "I gotta golden ticket!" I'm really glad everyone went to Massachsetts.We've all became closer.
I don't know, I just feel happier and in a pranky mood. I guess since Car woke up It made me remember how the sun shines even in tough times. It made me realize that life is short, so laugh as much as you can, smile at someone you hate, live life to it's fullest and don't have any regrets. If Car died, I don't know what I'd do. I've said&done some stuff that I shouldn't of done. So apppologize and forgive people. You never know what could happen to them.
I would like to thank Dawn again for taking care of Elly. It really means a lot. I owe you big time!
Two-Bit

PISSED OFF!

Okay! I am REALLY pissed off! Just when things were getting better, they get worse.

Jamie, you need to accept me and Blair are your legal guardians and we are in charge of you. Also, you need to STOP TALKIN' SHIT BOUT ME. I'm tired of Drama! You're acting like a little brat because you want attention. You're life does not suck. And talk to Brook, seriously. You need to understand that we're gonna worry about Carson, we're gonna miss carson,and we're gonna talk about carson. You know why? She's in fuckin' a coma! Kid, Life isn't perfect. That's what you need to realize.
Sorry If I sound like a jerk, but I just want things to be fine like they use to be. Am i the only one?

Why else am I pissed off?
Because! I can't do anything to help anyone! I could of helped Elly when her dad stabbed her, i could of talked Car out of doin' all that shit too. I'm terrible at takin' care of James, and she hates my guts. I feel like a failure. I'm gonna go take a walk. This hotel room reaks.
Two-Bit

Massachusetts

Well we all arrived safely. We went and saw Car. She's getting better, but she hasn't woke up yet. I KNOW we can wake her up. I just know it. Seth is doin' better cause he has us now. The doctor almost kicked us out of the hospital for cussin'. But The Doc should know us greasers do that. Stupid. Well We'll keep yall who are at home updated. This is the first time I've prayed since Johnny was dyin'.
Two-Bit

Drama, Car, Elly, And Stuff

This week has been full of drama! I'm sick of this shit! It's drivin' me crazy! I really hope we get Car to wake up. Are we taking Kit's Van or the Train? Whatever we take, we're leavin' at 10am. Show up at the Curtis'.

Anyways, I bet yall are wondering about Elly. She's been home, I've been sleepin' on the couch[for you Blair], and she's doing good. She can get up and walk without her chest/stomach hurting too much. She has pain pills so yeah. She says she'll be okay alone, But someone needs to stay here in case she needs anything. A girl. Dawn, do you mind staying with Elly?
Our one month aniversary is in a week, and I'm not sure what I've got planned yet. But it'll be good.
I'm really glad Pony and Johnnycake are friends again. I was gonna have to beat the shit out of Johnny haha. It seems like everything's gettin' better except Car :[
I'm so tired, I haven't got much sleep at all cause of all of this. I need to take a nap so I'll be good for tomorrow.

Carson[urgent, everyone read]

I'm pretty sure everyone knows this, but Carson's in a coma. She's gettin' worse, and I can't take it. Car's family. You know how we were willin' to do anything to make Johnny and Pony make up? Or how half of yall came to the hospital when Elly was dyin', and you came just to be there for me? Or when Blair found out she was pregnant and we comforted her and told her it was gonna be okay? We ARE family. We all are there for each other no matter what. And Carson needs us right now. She's dyin', and I think we should all go to Salem and try to get her to wake up. Not just a few of us, ALL OF US. But don't bring any boyfriends or girlfriends. This is just the gang. Plus, Seth needs someone. He's alone. We need to find a way to get there, whatever it takes. Please tell me what yall think, and if you have any ideas.
Two-Bit

The Talk..haha

I told Brook i was gonna go have a talk with Johnny. But First I picked up Pony and Dal and we headed over to the Cade's. Anyways, Me and Dal went in and Johnny seemed surprised. I said "Johnnycake, you and Pony.." and then he interrupted me and yelled "I don't wanna have anything to do with that basterd!" Then Dal said "Johnny, man look. You and Pony have been best friends forever. Pony is Part of the gang and you need to stop bein' a little brat thinking you get to decide if he stays or not. No ones leavin the gang," and then we spyed James in the background. I nudged Dal and he told him to get out :]. Then we thought it was okay to bring Pony in. At first, Johnny was like "Get the hell away!" but we sat him down, and duct taped him to a chair haha. Smart thinkin, huh? Then Pony sat down, and we took away their blades and stuffs so there wouldn't be any violence. "You two are going to talk and work this out RIGHT NOW, or me and Dal are gonna beat the shit out of you Johnny. Pony wants to work things out but you don't, that's why you'll get beat up." And we left the room and went to chill & watch TV. A few hours later Pony comes out with a huge grin. "Why the hell are you smiling like that Pony? You're creepin' me out!" I said. Dal added "Yeah, man. That's creepier than Soda was after him and Katie..you know..." Then I interrupted cuz it was awkward and asked "So is everything good?" Pony just said "Let's go home," still smiling. I have no idea what went on in there, but maybe everything's gonna be okay. Maybe they worked things out. I feel like we forgot something....Oh well.
Two-Bit

Ha Ha!

So I decided to drop by the Curtis' and pull a little prank. I took all of Soda's underwear[there was one with flowers on it?] AND I took all his food and replaced it with beer. :]. So when ya see Soda, he's commando. :D You're welcome Soda!
Anyways, other than that today was sorta borin'. There was nothin' to do. I was at the hospital for a lil bit. Elly's comin' home tomorrow, so i straightened up and made room for her. That's all i got.
Two-Bit

Hospital

So I've been at the hospital the past few days. Elly made it through surgery, thank God. the doctors said she's gonna make it, but she'll have a long recovery. I'm okay with that, as long as she's fine. Thanks to all that's been there for me, I couldn't of done this without yall.
Bad news- The bastard that calls himself Elly's father isn't goin' to jail. He convinced everyone that she was tryin' to commit suicide. That really pisses me off! I mean out of everything that happens and crimes and stuffs they won't believe her! If he EVER lays a hand on Elly again, He's dead for sure. But for now, Elly's comin' to stay with me when she gets better. I better go check on Pony...sorry man, I've been too caught up in this to worry about you bro. Hope you're doin' okay.
Well, I'm gonna go get my girl some flowers. Talk to yall soon.

Meet The Parents Disaster

Guys, I'm at the hospital. No, not for pony. For Elly.
This is what happened:
So Elly to me to her house to meet her parents. I figured I'd win them over with my sense of humor and charm. We had dinner, and it was going pretty good, but then Elly and her father got in an argument. He got angry cuz she didn't go take his car to get it fixed. So he was yellin' at her and I got up, but she told me not to get involved. Then he had her ON THE GROUND throwin' punches at her. You know me, THEN I had to get involved. No one messes with My girl like that. So me and her dad were fightin' and he pulled out a blade. Just when I thought he was gonna stab me, he stabbed Elly! Not just once, 3 times! Holy shit I've never been so scared in my life! I picked her up and ran outta that house. All I could do was scream for help. Luckily, I ran in to Dal so he helped me get her to the ER.
Guys, She's in the IU. They say she's probably not gonna make it. I need a beer, right now. i don't know what to do. Screw everything, I'm gonna go get drunk.

Score!

So Tonight Me, Elly, KitKat, Blair, Jamie, and her boyfriend went to the movies. But first I'd like to start of sayin' this. As soon as I saw him I wanted to punch him in the face. But I gave him a chance just for Jamie. He seemed like an okay guy I guess. But my funny feelin' got worse.
Anyways... He's iight jamie.

So Elly told me that she Broke up with her boyfriend cuz she likes me. So I told her how I felt bout her, and whoever was there at the movies you know bout what happened ;]. She's perfect. So Two-Bit's gots a girlfriend now :D. Here's a pic of her:
Cute, huh?
Anyways, i took her home and kissed her goodnight :].
Tonight was pretty damn amazing. I didn't even pay attention to the movie..what did we see?

Elly

So you know how I was talkin' bout that chick I met at that party? Well,I found out she gots a boyfriend. I ain't gonna give up though cuz that guy she's with is a jerk. He's a Soc and I hate him. If he shatters her heart, I will be there for her. Me and her hang a lot now but her boyfriend keeps threatnin' me. If he lays a finger on me, I'll beat he hell out of him. :]. If ya wanna know more about Elly, she's blonde(ohh yeah ;]), average height, she's wild, funny, and just everything that a dude could ask for. I ain't givin' up y'all. Anyways, what are you guys gonna do this weekend? I'm probably gonna watch me some re-runs of Little House on the Prairie. ;]

-Two-Bit

Fresh Start

I've been thinkin'. I think this year's gonna be better cuz everyone's having a fresh new start. Jamie's fine now cause she don't gotta go to a foster home, Soda's gettin' married, Pony's become a man(if you know what I mean ;]), and everyone else is just maturin and doing their own thing. I'm proud of all y'all. But what's botherin me now is that I'm losin' my sister. I know me and Blair fight a lot but I still love her and I don't want Dal screwin her and then screwin some other chick. Yeah i know they talked and worked it out, but still. Dal, Your my bro but you better treat my sister right or I'll fuck you up. Anyways, so I was at this party the other day and I met this girl. Her name's Elly. She's amazin' and I got her number. I think I'm gonna score. At the party she was flirtin' like there's no tomorrow. Well, i gotta go iron my mickey mouse shirt. Talk you you monkeys later.

-Two-Bit