Welcome Home!

so yall know how Carson came home with blair for her birthday? Well we had a part of course! it was fucking amazing! There was a bunch of beer and i got so drunk! Blair told me mickey mouse was in the front yard and of course i ran, hit the door and passed out! haha bunch of people hooked up including me and someone ;] and it was a blast. I got carson a diamond necklace, & she loved it :D. We played a bunch of stripper games and beer pong! i dot remember much so y'all can say what else happened?

KitKat ;]

So, I was on the chat today and I was talkin' to Evie, Jelly, Steve, Dawn, and Kitty. I had this secret, and they were trying to get it out of me. My secret was that i liked someone in the gang, and The only people who knew were Carson and Dal. Finally, they got it out of me, and She liked me Back. My new Girlfriend is KitKat Curtis. :D She is beautiful, funny, smart, and just amazing :D.
Anyways, tomorrow there's a party at my house for when Carson & Blair come and it's gonna be kick-ass! There will be a bunch of beer and shit, there's 2 bedrooms ;]. Bring food & refreshments!
Anyways, Two-Bitch is happy :D

Who would of Known

Okay, so most of you know how Elly showed up at my door begging for me back. I really like her and all, so it was pretty hard to decide. We were talking and she told me she left because she had to go "fix some things" well..you'd NEVER guess what I found out.
Elly is a fucking BISEXUAL. She left because she decided she was. i feel like a retarded camel. This sucks. I mean that's just disgusting that I was datin' her!
She wanted me back cause her gf dumped her. I told her "HELL NO GET OUTTA MY HOUSE YOU DIKE." hahaha. Yeah, so I'm hurt but who gives a fuck.
So the day before I went to jail Me, Blair, and Jamie decided to have some family quality time. So we played hide and go seek in the dark for 2 hours! It was fun :D. Blair was it first so me and jamie hid. Jamie was behind a tree and blair STILL couldn't find her! I was in this shack thing. It was pretty fuckin' sweet. I'm kinda glad we hung out cause we needed to not be pissed off at each other.
I wanna say somethin to a few people:
Kit- your a really good friend and thanks for everything :]. Your basically my younger sister and your pretty awesome.
Car- You is my best friend :D i'm glad your alive and that you didn't die haha. Love you!
Blair- Please come home. I miss you! I need you here to help me with James.

yeah so Kit inspired me to write about people.
Anyways, James you need to hook me up with someone please :D

Jail

Well Jail was boring. I met some bum named Marco Polo. Their toilets are nasty and they didn't give me any pants. Elly Took off. Life sucks,

-Two bit