Attention. Everyone Read.

Alright, so I have given a lot of thought into this but I have decided. I'm quitting. Why, you ask? Well I have a few reasons.
1. It's taking over my life. I've been getting to sleep around 1 because of chatting or reading posts. I literally am becoming two-bit, not gonna lie. In Real life, I'm supposed to be a Christain. I'm sure not acting like one.
2. I need to set an example. At my school, I'm just some ordinary kid, just like everyone else. I'm supposed to be a light in the halls, I'm supposed to help people, not be the one that needs to be helped.
I've gone through a lot recently, & I've gotten far far away from God. I'm trying my best to get back to the old me. I'm not myself anymore. I use to be this really happy person, that helped everyone & was the shoulder to cry on. Recently I've screwed up so much I hate myself. I want to be Me again, so that's the main reason why I'm quitting. I'm so sorry, i truly am, but this time, I'm gonna think about myself for once.
For all of the fans, Once again, I apologize. If you want to replace me , then post a comment here. But let me tell you something, you have to be just like I am in the posts. Be retarded, because that's how Two-Bit is. Him & Carson are best friends, & they need to stay that way. email me at onlytheblondest@hotmail.com if you're interested in being two-bit, because I need to tell you what my plans for him are. I just dont want someone to be Two-Bit then Screw everything up. Or, if no one's gonna be two-bit, someone suggest what we should do with him. maybe make him go to jail or something idk haha.
Soda's gonna get really pissed at me for this, but oh well. I'm sure all of you will. I really have had a bunch of fun on this, too much fun. I love this book so much, & i'm gonna miss this. I will continue to read everyones posts, but as a fan. That's the best I can do. If you do wanna talk to me still, just add me on MSN. my email's somewhere in this post. I'll talk to you, but as a person, not as two-bit. But in real life I'm a lot like him in some ways. I have a sense of humor, I love making people laugh. Anyways, no one can change my mind, I promise you so please don't try.
I mainly want to apologize to Kitty. I made a whole bunch of plans with her about Kit's & Tibbs relationship, so i need to keep those plans by telling the new person what they are. But I really am sorry.
Soda, in real life we've gotten closer because of this, please don't drift away from me.
To everyone else, I love you all, I'm gonna miss you guys. most of you i've made an actual friendship with, so hopefully we can still Talk. I wish all of you luck & I hope this blog will be very successful in the future.

-Tibby

Pony the Pony

So, I have an announcement. Me & Steve bought a Pony & we named it Pony! It's fucking awesome. I love it. The end.

AHH RABIES!

So, the other day i was at school, and I was running. I was with all my buddies & working out. All of the sudden I hear a hiss, & I look down & there's this bird with rabies! It was foaming out of its mouth! I was like "WTF!" & took off running! I wanted to kick it but my friend wouldn't let me :[ it had red eyes too. Apparently it layed eggs in the middle of the field? So I see it every day now. It scared the be jeeeeesus out of me. I wish I could of kicked it :[ that would of been funny.
Two-Bit

Carson & Tibby's Magical Adventure

Me and Carson were on our way to a Magical Castle. There were were, chatting & having a dandy time. All of the sudden this purple dragon comes & poops on us! I was pretty pee-ohed but then I noticed the poop was sparkly! I was shocked. Then Carson drug me to a candy fountain. There we washed it off. Suddenly, I started flying! Then Carson was like "Bitch I want to fly!" So she punched me & broke one of my ribs. She had super strength! "Ohemgee Car, it was the Pewp!" "No fucking way! This is weird! I feel like a man ._. " & we continued freaking out. The Magical Purple Dragon comes back and goes towards Soda's house. "oh no, we must see what is going to happen!" Car Croaked. So we flew to Soda's house. There I saw The dragon eating all of the chocolate cake. "NO! NOT THE CAKE!" Soda fell on the ground crying. Kitty was petting the dragon, & then saw me & came running. I showed her that i could FLY :D. Then the dragon ate her! I was like "No! Not my Kitty!" & Car was like "Oh shit. FML. I wish it would of ate Dallas instead." So I started punching the dragon. It laughed at me D: Then it pooped on Soda & flew away. "WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THE POOP SPARKLING!" Sofa yelled. Carson said, "Uhm, Check your hoo-hoo," & right then & there, soda was not so petite anymore. He had a giant pee-pee! "YES! I AM FINALLY BIG!" "Too big... you could kill someone with that." I said. So I gave sofa a cape & mask & he was Not-So Petite Boy. "What are we gonna do? It ate Kitty!" Carson asked. Sofa said "I want my cake back!". "Well, we only have one choice. We must go find it & kill it." I said. So we went & checked Steve's house. There was no sign of the Dragon. A Light Bulb struck. "I have an idea!" Car said. "Let's get more cake! The dragon will come & eat it!" Soda decided to leave us because he was too depressed about his cake, & wanted to show katie his new hoo-hoo. So Me And Car were left to save the day alone. We started hiking up the mountain, but i got tired, so Car carried me with her manliness strength. We got to the top of the mountain and BAM there was the dragon! Kitty was out of his tummy & in a cage! So me and Car sat down and looked at each other. "well?" i cocked an eyebrow. Car was like "You're supposed to come up with the plan D: " So was like, "Stay here." I got up and Ran & screamed "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!" And the dragon LAUGHED at me. D: so i ran back. "Idiot! xD" "well that's all i got!" I said. So Carson got up, Pulled the dragon's head off, opened the cage, got Kitty out, And they walked up to me. I sat there with my mouth open. "i thought you said you didn't have a plan!" I said. "Well, I just wanted to see you act like an idiot." "Of course.." I said. Kitty kissed me & said, "You know...this would be the part where I go 'My hero!' But you didn't save me, Car did." "Hell yeah!" Carson yelled, then high fived me, softly so she wouldn't break my hand. "Let's go!" Kitty tugged on my hand. So i put her on my back & we flew while carson managed to keep up. We went Back to Soda's house & found him crying. "What's wrong?" we all asked. "MY HOO HOO IS PETITE AGAIN!" he said. "Well, that's odd.." Carson said. "Then that means we shouldn't have our powers anymore.." i thought. I tried to fly, but i failed. "hey Car, try punching a wall." "okay! -punch- MOTHER FUCKING HELL YOU BITCH SHIT YOU ASSS FUCKER CUNT LICKING PENIS SUCKING JERK. I mean, ow...Pardon my french, but that HURT!" "Well, I guess we lost our powers. Oh well. " So we all had a mini-party because Carson & I saved the day! This is a true story! :D
-Tibby

Fuck

Everything is fucked up. And It's all Jamie's fault. I mean I'm pretty pissed. Last night only Car was on my side. I guess that's why we're best friend cause she'd never betray me. Anyways, Me & jamie were fighting and Kit got involved and now I'm pissed at both of them. Oh, & Jamie, it's not that i don;t care about you, I just dont care what you do anymore. I wont tell you when a boy isn't right for you & I'll watch him break your heart. I won't be there when he dumps you. I won't be there when you lose a friend or something bad happens. Why? Because you were never there for me & never appreciated me or blair. So I'm done with you. Sorry. Have fun screwing up your life.
Anyways, I was walkin down the road the other day & ran into a bunch of soc's. They stole my mickey mouse shirt. Then they pulled out a switch & threatened me. Of course I made them run off cause I had mine. But, THEY MUST PAY! I fucking hate them! I LOVED THAT SHIRT. I'm in the mood to fight since I'm all pissed at everything. Let's have a rumble! What do you guys say? How about...next weekend?

Welcome Home!

so yall know how Carson came home with blair for her birthday? Well we had a part of course! it was fucking amazing! There was a bunch of beer and i got so drunk! Blair told me mickey mouse was in the front yard and of course i ran, hit the door and passed out! haha bunch of people hooked up including me and someone ;] and it was a blast. I got carson a diamond necklace, & she loved it :D. We played a bunch of stripper games and beer pong! i dot remember much so y'all can say what else happened?

KitKat ;]

So, I was on the chat today and I was talkin' to Evie, Jelly, Steve, Dawn, and Kitty. I had this secret, and they were trying to get it out of me. My secret was that i liked someone in the gang, and The only people who knew were Carson and Dal. Finally, they got it out of me, and She liked me Back. My new Girlfriend is KitKat Curtis. :D She is beautiful, funny, smart, and just amazing :D.
Anyways, tomorrow there's a party at my house for when Carson & Blair come and it's gonna be kick-ass! There will be a bunch of beer and shit, there's 2 bedrooms ;]. Bring food & refreshments!
Anyways, Two-Bitch is happy :D